unsigned long geek = random();

Yes, it’s true, #clug made it into bash.org’s Quote Database.

From #762910:

<Dave> Question: Is it "right" to stop registered sex offenders from registering on social networking sites?
<highvoltage> Dave: where do you register to become a sex offender?
* Vhata falls off his chair laughing
<Dave> highvoltage: at your local school...
<MrKen> Dave: No, that's where they hold the auditions


I’m MrKen…

From #clug tonight:
21:44 < @Vhata> I have a *lot* of DC Talk on tape, I must confess
21:44 < @Outsider> Vhata: I got the one CD
21:44 < @Outsider> on CD
21:44 < @Vhata> which one?
21:44 < @Vhata> Jesus Freak
21:44 < @Outsider> yeah
21:44 < @Vhata> of course
21:44 < @MrKen> DC Talk?
21:44 < @Outsider> *everybody* would have that one
21:44 < @MrKen> Holy rappers batman